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 Ben Folds

Bitch Went Nuts

 

I took her with me to the Christmas office party

mistake

She did a line, and started spouting all of her Liberal Garbage

Bro, I'm so ashamed

I never heard such shit in all my life

I hoped one day to mold you into the perfect wife

But you blew my hopes sky high

 

The bitch went nuts

started talking bout politics

in front of all my bosses

bullshit from the internet

the bitch went nuts

I'll never be a partner at this rate

Not with Jane fucking Fonda Jr. as my date

 

oh no

oh no, no

 

it took me and a couple of men to restrain her

you shoulda seen her

she freaked out and keyed John Franklin Jr.'s brand new

Beamer

she called us bigots with her fist in the air

and as she did they could see all her armpit hair

now they think that I'm a fucking asshole

 

the bitch went nuts

started talkin bout vegetables

to the wives of my co-workers

yeah, cruelty to animals

she thinks because

she reads books she must be smarter

but now when I close my eyes

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I'll be fucking Jimmy Carter

 

oh no

oh no, no

oh no, no

 

couldn't you have just nodded and smiled

from 9 to 12 PM

instead of telling all of your conspiracy theories

to all my bosses

and all my friends

 

the bitch went nuts (nuts)

started puttin down the Christians

and all about what the White-man did to the Indians

How could I know? (How could I know?)

that she never done blow before

she sounded "fuck Dick Cheney!"

then she puked on Franklin's floor

 

oh no

oh no

oh no, no

oh no, no

oh no

alright

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