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From Beastie Boys album "Paul's Boutique"

Tab by Matt Clark,



Bass - intro and parts of verses







This part is subsituted for the last bar of the verses somtimes.






This is when MCA sings "Yeah, that's right..I'm the Eggman.."



|-4--(let ring)-------------------------------------------------------|



There is also a part with horns in it, "We all dressed in black.."

which I'm not sure about..






I looked out the window and seen his bald head

I ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg

Scoped him with my scopes he had no hair

Launched that shot and he was caught out there

Saw the convertible driving by

Loaded up the slingshot and let one fly

He went for his to find he didn't have one

Put him in check correct with my egg gun

The egg a symbol of life

Go inside your house and bust out your wife

Pulled out the jammy he thought it was a joke

The trigger I pulled his face the yoke

Reached in his pocket took all his cash

Left my man standing with an egg moustache

Suckers they come a dime a dozen

And when I say dozen you know what I'm talking about

Humpty Dumpty was a big fat egg

He was playing the wall and then he broke his leg

Tossed it out the window three minutes hot

Hit the Rastaman he said *bloodclot*

Which came first the chicken or the egg

I egged the chicken then I ate his leg

Riding the trains in between cars

When I pull out the station *you're gonna get yours*

Drive by eggings plaguing L.A.

*Yo they just got my little cousin ese*

Sometimes hard boiled sometimes runny

It comes from a chicken not a bunny dummy

People laugh it's no joke

My name's Yauch and I'm throwing the yoke

*Now they got me in a cell* but I don't care

It was then that I caught catching people out there

We all dressed in black we snuck up around the back

We began to attack the eggs did crack on Haze's back

Sam I am down with the program

Green eggs and ham Yosemite Sam

Come Halloween you know I come strapped

I throw it at a sucker K-pap

You made the mistake you judge a man by his race

You go through life with egg on your face

You woke up in the morning with a peculiar feeling

You looked up and saw egg dripping from the ceiling

Families puck rocks the businessman

I'll dog anybody with an egg in my hand

Not like the crack that you put in a pipe

But crack on your forehead here's a towel now wipe


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