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FLOYD THE BARBER

 

Bell on a door ring, "Come on in."

Floyd observes my hairy chin

Sit down in the chair don't be afraid

Steamed hot towel on my face

 

I was shaved

I was shaved

I was shamed

 

Barney ties me to a chair

I can't see I'm really scared

Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip

Pee-pee pressed against my lips

 

I sense others in the room (Floyd lets)

Opie, Aunt Bea, I presume

They take turns and cut me up

I die smothered in Andy's clutch (Aunt Bea's muff)

 

 

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