FLOYD THE BARBER Bell on a door ring, "Come on in." Floyd observes my hairy chin Sit down in the chair don't be afraid Steamed hot towel on my face I was shaved I was shaved I was shamed Barney ties me to a chair I can't see I'm really scared Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip Pee-pee pressed against my lips I sense others in the room (Floyd lets) Opie, Aunt Bea, I presume They take turns and cut me up I die smothered in Andy's clutch (Aunt Bea's muff) Click here to return to my Nirvana
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