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"LAST DEAD MOUSE"

 

Step right up,

 

gather round,

 

greatest salesman in town.

 

Selling something,

 

seldom sold.

 

Step up, step up, step up behold:

 

dead mice for sale,

 

they're going fast.

 

Like Hell...

 

Last dead mouse don't be shy,

 

there's never been a better time to buy.

 

Last dead mouse but I'll get more.

 

I'm a businessman and an entrepreneur.

 

Folks say I'm nuts, they can say what they please.

 

You've got to be crazy with prices like these.

 

No overhead so I can keep down the cost.

 

I make my own hours 'cause I'm my own boss.

 

I believe in my product,

 

I love what I sell.

 

Last dead mouse that's what I yell.

 

Step right up ladies and gents.

 

Last dead mouse costs fifty cents.

 

It's a steal at any price.

 

Going once, going once, going once, going twice.

 

Half a buck, last in stock.

 

Be the first one on your block.

 

No need to walk, no need to feed, satisfaction guaranteed.

 

Last dead mouse but I'll get more.

 

I'm a businessman and an entrepreneur.

 

Folks say I'm nuts, they can say what they please.

 

You've got to be crazy with prices like these.

 

No overhead so I can keep down the cost.

 

I make my own hours 'cause I'm my own boss.

 

I believe in my product, I love what I sell.

 

Last dead mouse that's what I yell.

 

Nice and easy now,

 

nice and easy now,

 

nice and easy now.

 

Last dead mouse,

 

last dead mouse.

 

 

 

 

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