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"LAST DEAD MOUSE"
Step right up,
gather round,
greatest salesman in town.
Selling something,
seldom sold.
Step up, step up, step up behold:
dead mice for sale,
they're going fast.
Like Hell...
Last dead mouse don't be shy,
there's never been a better time to buy.
Last dead mouse but I'll get more.
I'm a businessman and an entrepreneur.
Folks say I'm nuts, they can say what they please.
You've got to be crazy with prices like these.
No overhead so I can keep down the cost.
I make my own hours 'cause I'm my own boss.
I believe in my product,
I love what I sell.
Last dead mouse that's what I yell.
Step right up ladies and gents.
Last dead mouse costs fifty cents.
It's a steal at any price.
Going once, going once, going once, going twice.
Half a buck, last in stock.
Be the first one on your block.
No need to walk, no need to feed, satisfaction guaranteed.
Last dead mouse but I'll get more.
I'm a businessman and an entrepreneur.
Folks say I'm nuts, they can say what they please.
You've got to be crazy with prices like these.
No overhead so I can keep down the cost.
I make my own hours 'cause I'm my own boss.
I believe in my product, I love what I sell.
Last dead mouse that's what I yell.
Nice and easy now,
nice and easy now,
nice and easy now.
Last dead mouse,
last dead mouse.
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