Eminem If I Had Life, by Marshall Mathers. what is life? Life is like a big obstacle in front of you optical to slow you
down. And every time you think you've gotten passed it, it's gonna come
back around and tackle you to the damn ground. What are friends? Friends are people you think are your friends but they're really
your enemies with secret identities. In disguises to hide they true colors, so just when you think you
close enough to be brothers the wanna come back and cut your throat when you ain't
looking. What is money? Money is what makes a man act funny. Money is the root of all evil. Money will make them same friends come back around, swearing that they was always down. What is Life, I'm tired of life! I'm tired of back stabbing ass snakes with friendly grins, I'm tired of committing so many sins, Tired of always giving in when this bottle of hinny wins, tired of never having any ends tired of having skinny friends hooked on crack and many things I'm tired of this d.j. playing your shit when he spins, tired of not having a deal, Tired of having to deal with this bull
shit without grabbing the steal. Tired of drowning in my sorrow, Tired of having to borrow a dollar
for gas to start my Monte Carlo. I'm tired of mother fuckers spraying shit and darting off, I'm tired of jobs starting off at $5.50 an hour and the boss
wonders why I'm smarting off, Tired of being fired every time i fart and cough. Tired of having to work as a gas station clerk, with this jerk
breathing down my neck driving my Byzerk. I'm tired of using plastic silverware, Tired of working at builder
square. Tired of not being a millionaire. (chorus) * "but if i had a million dollars, i'd buy a damn brewery and turn
the planet into alcoholics. if i had a magic wand, i'd make the world suck my dick
with out a condom on while i'm on the john. if i had a million bucks, it
wouldn't be enough cuz i'd still be out robbing armored trucks. if i had one wish i
would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss."* Tired of being white trash broke and always poor. Tired of taking
pop bottles back to the party store. Tired of not having a phone, Tired of not having a home to have
one in if i did have one on. tired of not driving a BM, tired of not working at GM tired of
wanting to be him. Tired of not sleeping with out a tylonol p.m. tired of not performing in a packed coliseum, tired of not being on tour, tired of fucking the same blonde whore
after work in the back of a contour. I'm tired of faking knots with a stack of ones, having a lack of
funds and resorting back to guns. Tired of being stared, tired of wearing the same damn nike air
hat. Tired of stepping in clubs wearing the same pair of Lugz. tired of hearing people say they tired of hearing me rap about
drugs. tired of other rappers who ain't bringing half the skill as me
saying they wasn't feeling me or nobody's as ill as me. v and Im tired of radio
stations telling fibs, Tired of j.o.b. saying where hip hop
lives. (repeat chorus) (spoken)... you know what i'm saying? i'm tired of all of this
bullshit. telling me to be positive, how my `posed` to be positive when i don't see shit
positive? You know what i'm saying? I rap about shit around my shit I see. you
know what i'm saying and right now i'm tired of everything. tired of all this
player hating that's going on in my own city. you can't get away a players, you know
what i'm saying? but hey it's cool though, you know what i'm saying. I'm
just fed up! That's my word. Return to my Eminem
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