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Bowling For Soup



She got a valentine from Gary

I opened it up it said, "Would you please be mine."

I gave her flowers and some candy

She opened them up and said, "You're trying to make me fat."



I just want a new girlfriend

I just want someone to make me laugh

I just want a new girlfriend

I just want someone to laugh at me


not to smart, not to tall

likes to watch TV and play basketball


I baught a car and let her drive it

She opened the door and said, "Oh bother, this is red."

I gave her all my notes from algebra

She opened em up and said, "I can't believe you're so stupid."


I won't ever make her wash my car, NO!

I won't ever take a walk, not unless she's there.


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