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The Bowling For Soup Lyrics Are Below

Bowling For Soup Lyrics

Bfff

 

You are my best friend in the world.

And I hope that you know,

when we hangout together,

it's freakin' awesome.

 

Playing poker Friday night,

Beer-o-mids and golf cart races

You think that my sister's hot

I accidentally shot your finger

off your writing hand oh well,

you get disability.

I broke my leg you laughed so hard

and told my ambulance to stop at the bar.

 

You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say

that I really and truly feel this way

not that there's anything wrong with being gay

 

And sometimes we punch each other in the face

like when I hit on your mom and got to second base

I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.

 

You fart and burp in the same key,

and I think your iPod sucks.

You make fun of my hair because yours is.. disappearing.

 

I've seen your penis you've seen mine

I popped your pimples you

rubbed aloe vera on my sun burnt back

 

You ran defence when I shit my pants

you felt my girls' brand new boobs

you asked to suck them she refused

so while you slept I shaved your head

you woke up and told me that I...

 

You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say

that I really and truly feel this way

not that there's anything wrong with being gay

 

And sometimes we punch each other in the face

like when I hit on your mom and got to second base

I know you know I love you (I fringin love you dude)

I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.

 

You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say

that I really and truly feel this way

not that there's anything wrong with being gay

 

And sometimes we punch each other in the face

like when I hit on your mom and got to second base

I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.

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