Uncle Walter Come on! Your Uncle Walter's going on and on 'Bout everything he's seen and done The voice of 50 years experience is Drunk, watching the television You know he's been around the world Last night he flew to Baghdad In his magical armchair With cigarettes and a six pack, yeh, he just got back The spit's flying everywhere. Hey, hey, hey, hey (Your Uncle Walter's going on and on) Why are you back so late? (Where did you go that you were gone so
long) how could you leave me here so long With Uncle Walter Your Uncle Walter saw who fired the shots He drove his chair in the cavalcade He's flown from South Africa To countries where They beat themselves on the backs with chains There was a fleet of battleships And one reclining chair Headed north on the Arabian sea Now he's back to tell us what He and his oldest boy Blair They're getting rich with their mail order scheme Oh, oh, oh, oh We're glad you're home How could you leave me here so long With Uncle Walter Your Uncle Walter told me Everything he'd do if he was president Oh what a perfect world This world would be If he were President now - but he's not! And he sees the children Smoking pot He knows that in a moment They'll be shooting up heroin Teardrops in his armchair A 50 minute lecture Tobacco juice rolling down his chin Hey, hey, hey, hey You're back so late How could you leave me here so long With Uncle Walter Click here to return to my Ben
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