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Uncle Walter

 

 

 

Come on!

 

 

Your Uncle Walter's going on and on

 

'Bout everything he's seen and done

 

The voice of 50 years experience

 

is Drunk, watching the television

 

 

You know he's been around the world

 

Last night he flew to Baghdad

 

In his magical armchair

 

With cigarettes and a six pack, yeh, he just got back

 

The spit's flying everywhere.

 

 

Hey, hey, hey, hey (Your Uncle Walter's going on and on)

 

Why are you back so late? (Where did you go that you were gone so long)

 

how could you leave me here so long

 

With Uncle Walter

 

 

Your Uncle Walter saw who fired the shots

 

He drove his chair in the cavalcade

 

He's flown from South Africa

 

To countries where

 

They beat themselves on the backs with chains

 

There was a fleet of battleships

 

And one reclining chair

 

Headed north on the Arabian sea

 

Now he's back to tell us what

 

He and his oldest boy Blair

 

They're getting rich with their mail order scheme

 

 

Oh, oh, oh, oh

 

We're glad you're home

 

How could you leave me here so long

 

With Uncle Walter

 

 

Your Uncle Walter told me

 

Everything he'd do if he was president

 

Oh what a perfect world

 

This world would be

 

If he were President now - but he's not!

 

 

And he sees the children

 

Smoking pot

 

He knows that in a moment

 

They'll be shooting up heroin

 

Teardrops in his armchair

 

A 50 minute lecture

 

Tobacco juice rolling down his chin

 

 

Hey, hey, hey, hey

 

You're back so late

 

How could you leave me here so long

 

With Uncle Walter

 

 

 

 

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