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Ben Folds Five

Cool Whip

 

 

Don't know much about birds and bees

About your cash and your mysterious appointments

Wondered where you could have ducked out of sight

'Til we saw your appointment hanging on your arm last night

Checkin' out

Don't go checkin' out

 

Cool Whip, uh oh oh

That tops it off

We think you'd better cool it

Cool Whip, uUh oh oh

That tops it off

We think you'd better cool it down

 

Seen it happen all a hundred times

It's like a trap or going off to jail

Remember Ken and the girl who roped him in?

Well she got fat and now they're living in a trailer

Your checkin' out

Don't go checkin' out

 

Got your pick of any girl in the world

I ain't no sissy but you could do much better

It seems that I'm the only one who's immune

No little girl's gonna tell me what to do

 

You need to have your little fun with the boys

Out drinking on a Friday

Kick some ass and play some poker

Your saying shit that don't sound too cool

Like 'lovey-lovey-honey-bunny'

Gives us all a break, dude

You're checkin' out

 

 

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