Your One-Stop Source For
Music Lyrics
Bass and Guitar Tabs
and More...
Music Lyrics Bass and Guitar Tabs

 

The Ben Folds Guitar Tabs Are Below

Learn To Read Tab
Chords Handbook
Corrections & Additions
Get Official Tab
Ben Folds tabs @ 911Tabs

Track: Bitch Went Nutz (Fake)

Artist: Ben Folds

Tabbed by: mntlinstituteflr (Patrick Cason)

 

A capella ***

I took her with me to the Christmas office party — mistake

A capella ***

She did a line and started spouting all her liberal garbage

A capella ***

Bro, I'm so ashamed

 

Fmaj7 G

I never heard such shit in all my life

Fmaj7 G Dm E

I hoped one day to mold you into the perfect wife

E

But you blew my hopes sky-high

 

Am

The bitch went nuts

C

Started talking 'bout politics

G

In front of all my bosses

Dm

Bullshit from the internet

Am

The bitch went nuts

C

I'll never be a partner at this rate

G Dm

Not with Jane fucking Fonda Jr. as my date

Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7

Oh no!

Fmaj7 G Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7

Oh no, no!

Fmaj7 F6

Oh!

 

(Solo over Am)

 

A capella *** (Trill over Am)

It took me and a couple of men to restrain her, you should've seen her

A capella *** (Trill over Am)

When she freaked out and keyed John Franklin Jr.'s brand new Beamer

 

Fmaj7 G

She called us bigots with her fist in the air

Fmaj7 G Dm E

And as she did they all could see all her armpit hair

E

Now they think that I'm a fucking asshole

 

Am

The bitch went nuts

C

Started talking about vegetables

G

To the wives of my coworkers

Dm

Yeah, cruelty to animals

Am C

She thinks because she reads books she must be smarter

G Dm

But now when I close my eyes, I'll be fucking Jimmy Carter

Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7

Oh no!

Fmaj7 G Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7

Oh no, no!

Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7 G

Oh, no no!

Fmaj7 F6

Oh, no no!

 

Am G Dm

Couldn't you have just nodded and smiled, from nine to twelve P.M.

C6 G

Instead of telling your conspiracy theories

Dm

To all my bosses

E

And all my friends?

 

Am

The bitch went nuts (Nuts!)

C

Started putting down the Christians

G

And all about what the white man

Dm

Did to the Indians

Am C

How could I know that she never done blow before?

G

She shouted, "Fuck Dick Cheney!"

Dm

Then she puked on Franklin's floor

(Solo on Am/C/G/Dm chords)

Oh no!

 

Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7

Oh no!

Fmaj7 G Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7

Oh no, no!

Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7 G

Oh, no no!

Fmaj7 F6

Oh, no no!

Click here to return to my Ben Folds Guitar Tabs page

The Ben Folds Guitar Tablature is Copyright its respective owners.

Sign Up For My Newsletter
Subscribe | Unsubscribe

Site Map | Disclaimer | Privacy Policy | Media Kit | Submissions/Corrections

Website © 2000-2014 mattsmusicpage.com. All rights reserved.

Legal & DMCA: Matt's Music Page has been providing lyrics and tabs in a legal way, paying royalties each year to a few organizations. Then, all lyrics and tabs were removed from the site. Now, there's a new owner to the site, which purchased it August 26, 2014, and he is in negotiation to obtain licensing from BMI at the moment. If you have a specific DMCA request -- please do not hesitate to contact me via the contact button on top. I will do my very best to keep this site fully legal.

Get our toolbar!

 

Starbucks You Are Here Coffee Mug/Cup KENTUCKY - Horses, Banjo, Blue, White
$19.99
Starbucks You Are Here Coffee Mug/Cup KENTUCKY - Horses, Banjo, Blue, White picture


KNOWLES ROCKWELL HERITAGE "THE BANJO PLAYER" FIRST EDITION 1989 PLATE COA
$5.99
KNOWLES ROCKWELL HERITAGE


Vintage Postcard 1981 Disney World Banjo Kings Main Street USA 1981 Postmark
$4.99
 Vintage Postcard 1981 Disney World Banjo Kings Main Street USA 1981 Postmark picture


Banjo Barometer With Thermometer Hygrometer 490mm
$84.76
Banjo Barometer With Thermometer Hygrometer 490mm picture


ANTIQUE JAPANESE NIPPON FIGURINE SET OF 3 WOMEN GEISHA PLAYING DRUM BANJO FAN
$24.0
ANTIQUE JAPANESE NIPPON FIGURINE SET OF 3 WOMEN GEISHA PLAYING DRUM BANJO FAN picture