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 If I had a $1,000,000

 

If I had a $1,000,000

(If I had a $1,000,000)

Well I'd buy you a house

(I would buy you a house)

And if I had a $1,000,000

(If I had a $1,000,000)

I'd buy you furniture for your house

(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)

And if I had a $1,000,000

(If I had a $1,000,000)

Well I'd buy you a K-Car

(A nice Reliant automobile)

And if I had $1,000,000

I'd buy your love.

 

If I had a $1,000,000

I'd build a tree fort in our yard

If I had $1,000,000

You could help, it wouldn't be that hard

If I had $1,000,000

Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere

You know, we could just go up there and hang out

Like open the fridge and stuff

There would already be foods laid out for us

Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things

mmmmmmmm

They have prewrapped sausages but they don't have prewrapped bacon

Well can you blame em?

Uhh, yeahhhh!

 

If I had $1,000,000

(If I had $1,000,000)

Well I'd buy you a fur coat

(But not a real fur coat that's cruel)

And if I had $1,000,000

(If I had a $1,000,000)

Well I'd buy you an exotic pet

(Yup like a llama or an emu)

And if I had $1,000,000

(If I had a $1,000,000)

Well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains

(All them crazy elephant bones)

And If I had $1,000,000

I'd buy your love.

 

If I had a $1,000,000

We wouldn't have to walk to the store

And If I had a $1,000,000

We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more.

If I had a $1,000,000

We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner

But we would eat Kraft Dinner

Of course we would, we’d just eat more

And buy really expensive ketchups with it

That’s right, all the fanciest dijon ketchups

Mmmmmm

 

If I had $1,000,000

(If I had $1,000,000)

Well I'd buy you a green dress

(But not a real green dress, that's cruel)

And if I had $1,000,000

(If I had $1,000,000)

Well I'd buy you some art

(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)

If I had $1,000,000

(If I had $1,000,000)

Well I'd buy you a monkey

(Haven't you always wanted a monkey?)

 

If I had $1,000,000

I’d buy your love

 

If I had $1,000,000, If I had $1,000,000

If I had $1,000,000, If I had $1,000,000

I'd be rich

 

 

 

 

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