If I had a $1,000,000 If I had a $1,000,000 (If I had a $1,000,000) Well I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house) And if I had a $1,000,000 (If I had a $1,000,000) I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman) And if I had a $1,000,000 (If I had a $1,000,000) Well I'd buy you a K-Car (A nice Reliant automobile) And if I had $1,000,000 I'd buy your love. If I had a $1,000,000 I'd build a tree fort in our yard If I had $1,000,000 You could help, it wouldn't be that hard If I had $1,000,000 Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there
somewhere You know, we could just go up there and hang out Like open the fridge and stuff There would already be foods laid out for us Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things mmmmmmmm They have prewrapped sausages but they don't have prewrapped
bacon Well can you blame em? Uhh, yeahhhh! If I had $1,000,000 (If I had $1,000,000) Well I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat that's cruel) And if I had $1,000,000 (If I had a $1,000,000) Well I'd buy you an exotic pet (Yup like a llama or an emu) And if I had $1,000,000 (If I had a $1,000,000) Well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (All them crazy elephant bones) And If I had $1,000,000 I'd buy your love. If I had a $1,000,000 We wouldn't have to walk to the store And If I had a $1,000,000 We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more. If I had a $1,000,000 We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner But we would eat Kraft Dinner Of course we would, wed just eat more And buy really expensive ketchups with it Thats right, all the fanciest dijon ketchups Mmmmmm If I had $1,000,000 (If I had $1,000,000) Well I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel) And if I had $1,000,000 (If I had $1,000,000) Well I'd buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel) If I had $1,000,000 (If I had $1,000,000) Well I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey?) If I had $1,000,000 Id buy your love If I had $1,000,000, If I had $1,000,000 If I had $1,000,000, If I had $1,000,000 I'd be rich Click here to return to my BNL
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