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The Lyrics Are Below     Couldn't Care Less     I guess I lied to you when I told you I like baseball It's not so much the game I like it's the hats See this white band around my neck? It's nice! It's not just fashion Hartz made it to protect me from ticks fleas and gnats   I couldn't care less what's in a chocolate mousse I couldn't care less what are the five fruits in five alive juice I couldn't care less how old are Ernie and Bert I couldn't care less what's under KD Lang's skirt   Shaggy said to Velma, "Hey now Velma how you doing?" And Velma said "Jinkies Shag I'm just fine." Then Daphne said to Fred "Hey let's get drunk down in the forest" And all night Fred was yakking up red wine   I couldn't care less why was Fonzie cool I couldn't care less how sweat hogs do in school I couldn't care less how do they fill the Caramilk bar I couldn't care less my car says "the door, is ajar."     I couldn't care less what's in a chocolate mousse I couldn't care less what are the five fruits in five alive juice I couldn't care less how old are Ernie and Bert I couldn't care less what's under KD Lang's skirt   I wish I had a nickname like Crusher, Snake or Kenneth Cause guys with nicknames always get the gals When I grow up I'll name my children Alice Albert and Alfred I'll call them for supper like this, "Dinner's ready, Al!"   I couldn't care less what Morton Downey says I couldn't care less what's on the head of my Pez I couldn't care less do Zoodles need a trained zookeeper? I couldn't care less why's the Super Big Gulp cheaper No really, that's ridiculous   I couldn't care less what's in a chocolate mousse It’s ground up antlers I couldn't care less what are the five fruits in five alive juice Apples, cheese, broccoli I couldn't care less how old are Ernie and Bert Their like fourty or something I couldn't care less what's under KD Lang's skirt I really don’t know     Click here to return to my BNL lyrics page The lyrics are Copyright their respective owners. Sign Up For My Newsletter Subscribe | Unsubscribe Site Map | Disclaimer | Privacy Policy | Media Kit | Submissions/Corrections Website © 2000-2014 mattsmusicpage.com. All rights reserved. Legal & DMCA: Matt's Music Page has been providing lyrics and tabs in a legal way, paying royalties each year to a few organizations. Then, all lyrics and tabs were removed from the site. Now, there's a new owner to the site, which purchased it August 26, 2014, and he is in negotiation to obtain licensing from BMI at the moment. If you have a specific DMCA request -- please do not hesitate to contact me via the contact button on top. I will do my very best to keep this site fully legal.

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