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THE UNIVERSAL CYNIC

 

 

rhythm 1: (2x)

 

G G G G G F G G G G G C

 

 

 

(w/ rhythm 1)

 

Catch a shooting star and put it in your pocket

 

And your pants will start on fire

 

One bird in the hen or two birds in the bush

 

Neither do you any good when you're stuck in the quagmire

 

 

 

F E D C B A (rhythm 1)

 

Show everyone you're not sure that they're telling the truth

 

 

 

F(low) C F A# G

 

Then you can be known as a universal cynic too

 

 

 

(w/ rhythm 1)

 

Benefit your fellow man with good deeds for the day

 

And you'll serve your life away

 

Penny saved today, a penny still tomorrow

 

Strewn upon the desk, piled up in a paper weight

 

 

 

F E D C B A (rhythm 1)

 

Show everyone you're not sure that they're telling the truth

 

 

 

F(low) C D# A# G

 

Then you can be known as a universal cynic too

 

 

 

F C D# A#

 

Wipe your opaque eyes and restore your crystal vision

 

 

 

F C D# A#

 

Turn another cheek and exalt in your decision

 

 

 

F G D# C G F

 

A bit of excercise for the universal cynic in you

 

 

 

(w/ rhythm 1)

 

Early to bed and early to rise

 

Precludes you from seeing the most brilliant starry nights

 

Sticks and stones can break bones, words can't really hurt

 

Unless you carry guns and are hungry for a fight

 

 

 

Challenging the standards and questioning the established rules

 

Trying to understand how they can benefit you

 

Show everyone you're not sure that they're telling the truth

 

Then you can be known as a universal cynic too

 

The universal cynic is you

 

 

 

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